ITLR: Hanging out with the HamsterPosted: September 11, 2013
girl i know mentioned coming over to “hang out”. this is simply her hamster giving her excuse to sleep with me. when it goes down, the hamster will say, “we were just hanging out, and it just sorta happened.”
seen it and experienced it too many time to deny it happens.
i told her it wasn’t a good idea for her to come over. look, i’m outta here in 7 months. i don’t need a girl catching feelings; i can detach myself from the sex, most women can’t. i told girl that “hanging out” is the new code word for “sex”. she laughed and disagreed.
look, it’s 2013. “hanging out” is the new code for a girl to fuck you. think about it: she’s at your place, joking with you, you make a move….99% of the time the sex goes down. her coming over is an excuse for it.
she mentioned “hanging out” at my house and i told her it was a bad idea. she immediately protested, wanting to come over. i knew right away she was DTF. i told her that she had no need to come to my house because i don’t need her falling in love.
yeah. i told her that.
i told her i have a curse. and that if a woman sleeps with me, she’ll end up falling in love. then i cited my last 3 gf’s, and how i KNEW they were in love. that the vitamin D they got was just that good. they submitted to it, and were saddened when we ended. well, i really didn’t want to have this girl catching feelings. i’m leaving florida with ZERO baggage.
so remember fellah’s; “hanging out” is new code used by women to vet you for sex. plan accordingly.