Player Lessons: Plan Ahead

i posted an article a few days ago where Patrice O’neal posited how men need to go through a womanizing phase and i totally agree. sadly, many men either don’t want to do it, or won’t be able to do it. i was a boy slut from 14-20. once i joined the navy and my beta programming had begun, i realized what i did to get laid was sociopathic and dated. fast forward from 1994-1999.

i left italy slightly broken hearted over a break up with girl. honestly, had i had another year there, i MIGHT have proposed.

so, i’m stationed in NO. i was supposed to be getting out of the navy. i was attending UNO and one weekend i was tired of staying in and moping. i got off my ass and headed to my old stomping grounds.

tulane university.

first stop was waldo’s (i think, it was back in 2000) around 11pm. i did the typical bar/club pick up routine. made a round of the place, sized up who i thought was cute and wasn’t, then i found my spot. now, there’s a reader of my site that went to NO and i told him some places where locals hang and he told me that NO girls are VERY down to earth and easy to talk to. so, the sticking out the tounge thing worked VERY well.

after about an hour of chatting, i told the girl i was talking to that we should head out. we walked to a by-the-slice pizza place that was attached to the bar. i got us each a slice and we continued flirting and sharing bites of our pizza. we walked around outside for about 15 minutes before we were making out against a car. i suggested we go back to her place.

now. the point of this post isn’t to pat myself on the back. it’s just funny and disgusting.

when we were done; i changed, got her number, and left.

but….it was still a little early so i decided to head out again. this time i went to the boot which is around the corner from waldo’s. long story short i pulled ANOTHER girl and before we headed to her place i realized i had a dilema:

my mule probably smelled like a condom.

FUCK!!!!!!!!! i couldn’t go to the bathroom cause she might have second thoughts and bail. so as we headed to her place my mind was RACING on what to do. then it hit me: just use her bathroom as soon as we get to her place. so a few minutes later, there i was-

washing my junk in her bathroom sink.

not the proudest moment in my life, but it happened. i learned a VERY valuable lesson that night: if you pull a girl and decide to head back out, clean the crime scene before you head out to hunt again. a good friend of mine back in NO was a big time player. when i told him the story he told me about the time he rubbed a leftover gyro on his mule in the restaurants bathroom, then cleaned with water. i made the “wtf” face and he said, “it needs to smell natural, clean but slightly funky.”

i WISH i were creative enough to make this up.

but if you find yourself in this same situation, please don’t abuse your food. go with soap and water.

stay up.


12 Comments on “Player Lessons: Plan Ahead”

  1. aneroidocean says:

    yeah wtf with the gyro? soap and water, and dont forget the balls. hell I do this when I go piss after fucking a chick every time. good to help avoid stds as well. I’m not going to say I’ve never fucked a girl without washing in between but that’s not subject I want to broach with a girl. no need to end up with a lorena bobbit on your hands!

    • aneroidocean says:

      meant to say that if you just wash right away afterwards you also set up for round 2 and the girl not having any reason to go down on you. what do you call it Danny? oreo cookies?

      • dannyfrom504 says:

        Nah, she’ll go down on me right away regardless. Lol. Remember, I hadn’t done anything like this before. And it was 12 years ago; we were smack bad in the middle of the big beta reprogramming phase of America.

  2. Emma says:

    “sadly, many men either don’t want to do it” Why’s it sad?? Different strokes for different folks … it’s not every man’s No. 1 priority to be a player.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      Nor was it mine. But men need to get thought the part where they sleep with many women.

      Once they do, they appreciate women more since they place less emphasis on sex. Or……

      Pussy becomes less of an issue. They cherish the relationship more.

      You aren’t a man, I don’t expect you to understand.

  3. Lazlo says:

    It may not be his #1 priority but it should be one of his priorities. It is sad when a man does not get to – through his own work or plain luck, discover the fungibility of the modern women, at least in terms of the attraction-sexual gateway. In todays socio-sexual market that is how a man becomes empowered. He may not want that to be true and he certainly did not design the market to be as such, but this is the reality he lives in.

    Until they experience that fungibility, bring down the pedestal one brick at a time, drop their hook into the sea of lies and begin to feast on the catch, one truth at a time, those men (and I count myself in your ‘other priorities’ so I am speaking in my own voice) will always be of the mindset that their sexual worth and thus significant portion of their overall worth in the eyes of women is out of their control or that their “goodness” – their lifelong work as a Nice Guy, the blue-pill at its worst, is not serving them as they were told (the big lie).

    The result can only be resentment, bitterness, frustration, and more self-hatred. At best he will operate from the painful and lonely corners of scarcity, at worst he with eventually submit to an unhealthy relationship – probably one of the first women who treat him marginally well, or he will withdrawal from the market completely.

    While women bask – knowingly or not in the options they create and maintain at great cost to the “good”, it is both men and women who lose when huge segments of the market are disenfranchised, marginalized, or self-selecting out. Since women are giving no indication of altering their choices, their behavior, or raising their voices to cede the avalanche of entitlement and optionality, men are responding.

    The price/value of sex is near zero. So if a man still cannot manage to get sex from the women he desires, what message does he internalize? And with such a low price, what is there of true novelty, true intimacy? It is a hedonistic model now. The libertine find this to be quite favorable. A man of more rigid morals finds himself in a paradox. But if he is a rational man, he does himself no favors by upholding, propping up the value of something well beyond the price at which it is clearing the market. He would be delusional.

    So he either accepts his second or third order place or he takes action: accumulation, even to the point of gluttony, by feasting away until all illusion gives way to truth. Only then can he can internalize the truth – can he understand how and why the market is pricing as such and only then can he begin to arm himself for the proper fight.

    The inverse of this of course is that the women who are giving/getting the sex from higher status men are on borrowed time. Beyond the intersection of male and female sexual market value, those women will be scrambling to garner the attention of the men they ignored not that long ago or they will run headlong into the wind of denial, usually demonizing all men for her failing to secure commitment from those top men. But that is for women to figure out. (Not holding breath.)

    I wish it weren’t true, but the modern women make the market and they continue to communicate in voice and action what they value. A man that does not break down those blue-pill frames is much more likely to face a lifetime of doubt, his worth tied up in the wicked lies of some fairy tale of good and evil that does nothing but sedate, paralyze him and the other Nice Guy sheep, trapping them in the paddock until such time as the post wall modern empowered women come around to reluctantly select their consolation prize.

  4. MissMarie says:

    I’m not sure if I ever want another gyro again……

  5. […] and you REALLY want, i’ll set you loose and squire you around tulane university. you know tulane, where i closed 2 in 1 night when i was stationed […]


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