Halloween SlutsPosted: October 30, 2013
quick post for you guys since i JUST remembered tomorrow night is halloween. what i love most about halloween night is that most women’s slut shield go down for a few hours. then you give them free reign to dress as slutty as possible, with the addition of booze, and you have a perfect storm for gettin’ some. but there’s a question you must ask yourself.
what do i wear?
i’ve always knocked it out the park with my box-o-wine costume. it’s perfect. have a gander. a while back i ran a post that was a scaled down version of a short story i wrote. it feature the costume and the last time i really went out sarging.
it literally takes an hour or two to make. you’ll need-
1 box large enough to fit your torso into.
1 piece white poster board (look in the school supply section)
1 black sharpie
1 box of wine (remove the spigot and save it)
1 large purple-ish marker
cut a hole at the top large enough for your head. then cut 2 holes along the side for your arms, about 2 inches below the top. these side holes need to be a bit larger than you might think. cut the poster board large enough to fit on the front part of the box. jump online and look up the “franzia” logo. pencil in the logo then go over with the black sharpie. color in the wine.
now don’t get consumed on it being perfect. just do as best as you can.
now, the true beauty of this costume- about 3-4 inches from the bottom of the box, cut a small hole and stick the wine spigot into it. secure inside the box with duct/packaging tape. but before you cut the hole secure the poster board with the logo on the front, secure with clear tape (heavy duty packaging tape works best). place the spigot and secure it.
you will have COUNTLESS women opening you, asking for some wine, and placing her hand in the vicinity of your junk. you doubt me, take the pepsi challenge and tell me i’m wrong. this costume is money for ANY type of costume party. minimal game and having the balls to escalate can help you seal the deal.
but the costume does the heavy lifting, it’s BRINGS WOMEN TO YOU!!!!!! good luck, and happy hunting.