ITLR: More about the Y

i was watching a show a while back. it was called “sexy baby”. it showed 3 women: one a porn star, one a 12 yo girl, and one a 22 yo teacher in NC. the 22 yo is the one that interested me. now, i covered this before after viewing the show, but decided there was a part 2 to my “Y” post. and it involves “labiaplasty”. i’ll link it when i get home; wordpress here has AIDS.

i had a girl in my xray class who had the procedure done. i was stupified (oooh 50 cent word) at her decision. i mean, it’s her body. but there’s got to be some SERIOUS underlying self esteem/body image issues to get this done. unless you ARE a porn star, i doubt there are going to be too many people seeing your lady biscuit.

and if enough people have done box construction on your vagina to warrant the surgery; well, that’s what you get for riding the carousel and having your place gunned down in your prime years of the SMV. now, i don’t remember the partner count of the 22 year old teacher, but i think she became self conscious when her bf comapred her place to a porn pussy.

what a dick.

now, i enjoy my porn. i do. but if i have access to some box, that’s my primary outlet. and i can easily go 4-5 times a day. so ladies, if you wanna play on planet Danny you better be limber and have an appetite. or at least be willing to “let me in there” when i want. it’s not about you, it’s about feeding the beast. withholding sex from me is a bad idea. had one gf do it, i left the bedroom, found some porn, cranked up the volume and arced one out. i went back to bed (it was early morning) and said-

“i just had the most amazing orgasm ever. and you had NOTHING to do with it.” then fell right asleep. she tried it again when we were both awake, and i took her home. she called me the next day and apoligized. she came over, and i got a blow job. Danny FTW.

personally i LOVE the way a natural vagina looks. honestly, i like a meaty vag. like, i mean i want it to look like a chimps mouth. so what if one side is a bit longer than the other side. one bewb is bigger than the other, do you hear us guys complaining? it’s a beautiful thing you have down there. don’t mess with. all you need is routine maintence.

BUT, if you’re super self conscious- FINE. take a picture of you lady bit and email it to me via my “contact” page and you’ll get an EXPERT evaluation.

since this is a realtively post, i thought i’d link a pic of Brody doing what Brody does best: sleep.

[ed- I’m getting clicks from INTJ forum, but you can’t view what they’ve linked unless you’re a member. I’d appreciate if someone from the site would let me know what post they’ve linked. courtesy counts guys.]

12 Comments on “ITLR: More about the Y”

  1. aneroidocean says:

    just got done with my last night in Vegas. what an apropos post to read before passing out

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      lol. did you gun down some Y?

      On Tue, Nov 26, 2013 at 6:24 AM, dannyfrom504

      • aneroidocean says:

        No unfortunately I didn’t but I did have quite a good time massaging strippers in trade for lap dances, massages, and drinks. My old work buddies were in disbelief and a little jealous until they realized my antics were bringing even a higher quantity/quality of strippers to our area. Almost had a Colombian girls number to stay in her place in medellin if I can get out there but had to leave to rescue my friend. Oh well

  2. Richard Cranium says:

    Reminds me there used to be a stripper at one of the clubs in Ft. Lauderdale that had some prominent steak drapes. We used to call her the “bell ringer.” Didn’t think of her as a freak or defective just was a different variation. She was a cool chick and had a slammin’ booty as well.

    Anyone that’s watched even a small amount of porn realizes everyone’s stuff is different. Every dude has a different size and shape hog (no homo), every chick has different size tits and nipples. Just how it is.

  3. Raul says:

    I’m not even sure what a jacked up vajayjay would look like (barring like open sores or something) or a perfect one for that matter. I’ve never seen two that looked quite the same and lord knows there no dong on the planet that’s winning any beauty contests.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      nah dude. i have a beautiful veiny masterpiece. most people are impressed when they see the cistine chapel. then they see my shank and get totally misty eyed. it really is that amazing.

  4. Doktor Bill says:

    why fuck with nature? Some guys go wild for Batwings. find those dudes if you have them. different strokes & all…

  5. Mister E says:

    Aesthetics are one thing such as the lines of a classic car, but the real proof is in the test drive. Does the engine puurrr and how is the quality of the ride? During a test drive I’m usually checking the suspension (watching tittays bounce) and trying to work the gears go get her over the hump.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      well, you’re nice than i am. i jam it in, bury my ace in her neck, convulse for about 8 second, then i’m done. and i don’t pull out because…’s not my problem. lol.

      On Wed, Nov 27, 2013 at 8:40 AM, dannyfrom504

    • Mister E says:

      Variety is the spice of life, my friend. The world would be a very dull place if it were not. Some of the girls I’ve been with have been Caddys, nice and slow, the steady as she goes type…some have been more like baja buggies, pedal to the metal give it hell and all you got type. Every gal seems to be different, but I like them all as long as I do the driving.

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