ITLR: More about the YPosted: November 26, 2013 | |
i was watching a show a while back. it was called “sexy baby”. it showed 3 women: one a porn star, one a 12 yo girl, and one a 22 yo teacher in NC. the 22 yo is the one that interested me. now, i covered this before after viewing the show, but decided there was a part 2 to my “Y” post. and it involves “labiaplasty”. i’ll link it when i get home; wordpress here has AIDS.
i had a girl in my xray class who had the procedure done. i was stupified (oooh 50 cent word) at her decision. i mean, it’s her body. but there’s got to be some SERIOUS underlying self esteem/body image issues to get this done. unless you ARE a porn star, i doubt there are going to be too many people seeing your lady biscuit.
and if enough people have done box construction on your vagina to warrant the surgery; well, that’s what you get for riding the carousel and having your place gunned down in your prime years of the SMV. now, i don’t remember the partner count of the 22 year old teacher, but i think she became self conscious when her bf comapred her place to a porn pussy.
what a dick.
now, i enjoy my porn. i do. but if i have access to some box, that’s my primary outlet. and i can easily go 4-5 times a day. so ladies, if you wanna play on planet Danny you better be limber and have an appetite. or at least be willing to “let me in there” when i want. it’s not about you, it’s about feeding the beast. withholding sex from me is a bad idea. had one gf do it, i left the bedroom, found some porn, cranked up the volume and arced one out. i went back to bed (it was early morning) and said-
“i just had the most amazing orgasm ever. and you had NOTHING to do with it.” then fell right asleep. she tried it again when we were both awake, and i took her home. she called me the next day and apoligized. she came over, and i got a blow job. Danny FTW.
personally i LOVE the way a natural vagina looks. honestly, i like a meaty vag. like, i mean i want it to look like a chimps mouth. so what if one side is a bit longer than the other side. one bewb is bigger than the other, do you hear us guys complaining? it’s a beautiful thing you have down there. don’t mess with. all you need is routine maintence.
BUT, if you’re super self conscious- FINE. take a picture of you lady bit and email it to me via my “contact” page and you’ll get an EXPERT evaluation.
since this is a realtively post, i thought i’d link a pic of Brody doing what Brody does best: sleep.
[ed- I’m getting clicks from INTJ forum, but you can’t view what they’ve linked unless you’re a member. I’d appreciate if someone from the site would let me know what post they’ve linked. courtesy counts guys.]