Taking the Night Off

it’s my birthday and i’m having a girl over going out with some friends to celebrate turning 40. when i get home it’ll be time for beddy bye. Patrice will be filling in for the evening. if you haven’t listened to “The Black Phillip Show”, go to youtube and throw the title into the search engine. sit down, and feel your pimp hand swell.

daily game- i joked with a girl at work that i have a small mule. she laughed and said in her experience guys that say that are usually packing. i replied with, “well, i wouldn’t say it’s BIG, but a few of my exes do still sound like they had thier jaw broken.”

giggling ensued.

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25 Comments on “Taking the Night Off”

  1. 662 says:

    Happy birthday, man! Get that Klonopin train going..

  2. Greg says:

    Happy Birthday.

  3. TempestTcup says:

    Happy Birthday Danny!

  4. Faust says:

    Happy Birthday, man. How long until you hit retirement? Shouldn’t be that long left, right?

  5. Aleks says:

    Happy birthday!

  6. Feminist Whisperer says:

    Happy Birthday, dude! Have fun with it

  7. Feminist Whisperer says:

    My doing so tonight will be my gift to you…..

    that and a box of candles

  8. Emma the Emo says:

    Happy birthday! 🙂

  9. Richard Cranium says:

    Happy birthday brother!

  10. The Navy Corpsman says:

    My deepest condolences on the anniversary of your birth. Next year, I get to call you ‘cantankerous old man’. I already have dibs on ‘Curmudgeon™’.

    The Navy Corpsman

  11. boss says:

    happy birthday danny!

  12. MrTheHermit says:

    Happy birthday. You didn’t die!

    Patrice’s stand up was one of the things that got me looking into self improvement. I wouldn’t be posting a comment on this blog if it wasn’t for him. Much respect and RIP

  13. Phoenix says:

    You’re an aquarius. That explains your INTJ. Happy bday

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