You Haven’t ChangedPosted: January 24, 2014
one of the girls i worked with in spain is now stationed here in jax. really cool girl, but unfortunately if i didn’t have a desire to see you naked or talk to you often, i probably won’t remember you. shallow but true. well, i FINALLY realized where i knew her from. DOH!!!
well, being stationed overseas is like living in a fishbowl. everyone knows everyone, and their business. well, i like to keep my dirt to myself which is why i kept things on the D-L with the 19 yo girl i was messing with. once i realized who girl was i had to break down all the BS she had NO clue about back in spain.
there was a chick that worked in dental, and she was a total slut. i had a good friend in dental and she clued me in when i mentioned that girl approached me to say hello at the NEX. “dude, she’d totally fuck.” that was all i needed to hear, and this girl was easily a 7. i saw her at work by the coffee place and told her i wanted to talk to her for a second, ALONE. i walked her into our CT suite and locked the door. then i took her into the control room, and into the storage room of CT and did a mule release. she went right at it, then i hit it raw and dumped inside her when she asked me to (she was on BC).
then i told her about the 19 year old, and she immediately knew who i was talking about. “OMG HER!!!!!” i laughed and said only one person knew about it. girl called me at work and my boy answered it and he heard, “hey babe, when are you getting off work.” well, all the guys in my department are married. he paused and asked, “uuuuum? who is this?” she hung up.
next thing i know he’s hemming me up about who girl was since it couldn’t be ANYBODY but me. i told him she probably dialed the wrong number and got embarrassed. i finally admitted to it and the running joke was about all the fucking that was going on on base EXCEPT when it came to me. and i went along with that shit like it was cool. the best one i did was-
“last time i was in some pussy the doctor said, ‘I SEE THE HEAD!!!!'” lol.
my coworker nugget over heard this and said, “OMG!!! Danny’s like the biggest fucking slut ever.” i told her that only girls can be sluts. guys that fuck a lot are “talented.” she just looked at me and said, “only a slut would say that.” lol. girl i knew in spain said, “he hasn’t changed. seriously.”
but then i told her the biggest BS on the base. my good friend and his wife separated, the wife started living with my coworker Sam (guy that knew i was banging girl) and dude was living in their house. well, they had a son- Levi. a new girl checked into the command and she was a little hottie. she ended up babysitting for my boy that was separated and he was banging her for about a month. he was very quiet about his shit too and stopped poking her after a short while.
she ended up pregnant.
but not before she started dating the biggest beta boy in the hospital: he was an OR tech. and she chose him because……
he kinda looked like dude that got her pregnant. i SHIT you not. my coworkers wife told me, “danny, that’s not even his kid. that’s G*****’s kid. she found out after he was done with her that she was pregnant.” well, dude was transferring in 2 months, so she had to find a new patsy. girl stood there with her mouth agape. “no. no. i…i….no, i don’t believe you. oh my God that’s fucked up.” i just looked at her and said-
“and people wonder why i don’t want kids or want to get married, and why i sleep around like i do.”