ITLR- Exhibit A

i’ve ALWAYS loved kelly brook. let me rephrase that.

i’ve ALWAYS loved kelly brook’s tits. she’s been stricken with what I call “dem ti-taaaays”.

from her wikipedia-

“Personal life-
Brook was in a seven-year relationship with actor Jason Statham, until 2004.[27][28] Brook met American actor Billy Zane while filming thriller Survival Island in Eleuthera, Bahamas in 2004.[29] Brook and Zane were engaged to be married in the summer of 2008 and acquired a house in Kent, but Brook postponed the wedding upon the death of her father in November 2007. The couple split in April 2008 and briefly got back together before ending their relationship in August 2008.[29][30] Brook had been dating Thom Evans since December 2010. On 16 March 2011, she announced via her Twitter account that she and Evans were expecting a baby girl.[31] On 9 May 2011, Brook suffered a miscarriage.[32] On 1 February 2013, Brook announced through Twitter that she and Evans had split.

Brook is an animal lover and posed nude with her body painted in scales for the “Whose Skin Are You In?” campaign by PETA.[33]”

look, even at 34 i’d still dump enough DNA inside her to qualify for a sports drink endorsement deal; especially given that fact that she’s miscarried twice (remember, i don’t want kids). but she’s a textbook wall case. she’ll land a dude, he’ll stick around for MAYBE a year, then move on. now take this phenomenon and plug in your average 28 year old childless woman suffering from baby rabies. granted kelly’s dumb enough to go for fuckin’ sports stars and actors who’ll just pump and dump, so that’s all her hamsters fault.

hell, i’m a zilch and i’d only pump an….wait, she’s rich….FUCK. ok, i’d tie her to the bed and wouldn’t let her leave the house until she’s missed 3 periods. a man needs to have a plan in life.

i found this and decided to link it for relevancy.

now, let’s contrast all this with say….orlando bloom who got a victorias secret model pregnant, got divorced after 3 years, and moved on to a 24 year old french actress. in all honesty, i haven’t poked a woman over 26 years old in a few years.



stay up.

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