It’s Effin’ Science: Sex Panther

i was at work one night watching “it’s elfin’ science” on G4, when they did a segment on pheromones. considering the subject matter of the blog, the tv had me and my coworkers full attention. this was the experiment.

2 guys. one a blonde surfer looking dude- good looking cat, and a run-of-the-mill average guy. they applied pheromones to both men and had 10 women sniff both guys to determine which one they thought SMELLED more attractive. 8 of the 10 women chose the average looking guy. then they had 10 GUYS sniff both men and 7 of the 10 thought the surfer looking dude smelled sexier.

WTF??? i was dumb struck.

turns out they put pheromones known to attract WOMEN on the average guy and pheromones that attract MEN on the surfer. the girls then commented how despite looks, the smell made them more attracted to the guy.

well fuck my ozone.

i ran over to amazon and copped a bottle to do my own damn experiment. but, i made a bit of a boo-boo. the pheromones i picked were rated as the most popular, but they were known to create a “calming, sooting” sensation in women. well shit….

i can do that on my own. i should have gotten the one geared to be making a guy seem more “aggressive”. i had no clue pheromones were being designed to elicit a certain response. i wore the stuff (not too much) let it dry, then sprayed on my cologne (vera wang for men- wang. tee-hee). now, most women compliment me for smelling good. my go to reply is waving my hand side to side and telling her, “thanks, i’m just gassy.”

she laughs. let the dance begin.

long story short, i didn’t get any response i don’t normal get when i interact with women. so, i decided a new tactic. the Dannyfrom504 SMELL-A-THON. i applied a drop to one wrist, let it dry and sprayed on some cologne. then sprayed just cologne one my other wrist. i had 10-11 women smell the pheromone wrist first; then the other.

on 2 women liked the without pheromone sniff. i even had Stacey the sniffer give it a whirl and she was all about the pheromones. so, my conclusion is that pheromones might be a great tool to add to your arsenal (damn, i should doused my mule with them and had girl give a whiff), it’s bad enough my junk smells like a fucking whopper (no cheese, that’s just gross). ah well.

however, knowing game is going to go much further when you interact with a woman. MAYBE it might give you some confidence and i’m not saying you shouldn’t give them a try. but if you have at least a modicum of red-pill and comprehension of game, you really don’t need them.

i’ll stick to sex panther.

on a side note, i finally made it to NO, if you’re in the area shoot me an email so i can get your number. and when i got here i see a package came for me, and mom left me $400 for my berfdae present.

SKRIP KLUB!!!!!

like a BOSS!!!! ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT???

like a BOSS!!!! ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT???

stay up.


8 Comments on “It’s Effin’ Science: Sex Panther”

  1. dementoid says:

    I’m into pheromones but you hit the nail on the head. Pheromones do work but if you don’t have game to back it up its worthless. Tons of socially inept dudes turn to it and quickly figure out it can’t fix their lives or faults or do work for them. It just gives you an edge

    Also most of what’s available on Amazon is ass but I commend your curiosity because its a good place to start.

  2. The best phereomones are your own.

  3. aneroidocean says:

    That’s not fair-emone

  4. I found my cologne 5 years back when I was visiting Venice with my cum dumpster. Have used it ever since and I always get “You smell sooooo good” from bettys. The great thing is that most guys have never come across it so they don’t wear it, it works extremely well with my body chemistry and it’s discontinued but there is a lot left in the pipeline. A great cologne, your own scent and game= MVP status when your go out in the playing field.

  5. Weird, man. I always figured they were total bunk.

    In more local (to you) news, you gotta see this.

  6. […] i was at work one night watching “it’s elfin’ science” on G4, when they did a segment on pheromones. considering the subject matter of the blog, the tv had me and my coworkers full attention. this was the experiment.  […]


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